- Behave immaturely. (You really don't want her to think that she's dating her baby brother.) I think i'm like a kid?
- Keeping quiet like there's a huge ass furball in your throat. (not good for tonsil hockey later during the date.)
- Walking behind the girl, walk with her! (We're sure you'd want her to think that you're watching her ass.) For me don't walk infront of me like we are not together at all.
- Thinking about letting the girl pay. (Gentlemen died in the 18th century? Maybe earlier.)
- Contradicting yourself when holding hands. (e.g. In a movie, you're already holding her hand. DON'T BLOODY HELL ASK HER IF HER HANDS ARE COLD OR NOT! your sense of touch went home with ET?)
- Make awkward conversations. Or worse, no conversations.
- LETTING GO of a girl's hand after 10 fucking seconds.
- Asking stupid questions. Period.
Talk about yourself or about your ex girlfriends excessively till her ears bleed. - And please, don't pounce on the girl. Not everyone wants sex on the first date.
10 THINGS YOU SHOULD DO ON A DATE
- Make the girl laugh :D (Humor is always good. But please, make sure she laughs at your jokes and not at your stupidity.)
- Compliment the girl. And guys, try to do that to her face. (We don't appreciate guys who compliment us after a date through text messaging.)
- Look at the girls eyes when you say something to her. (Especially when you want to say something nice and sweet. Imagine you looking at parts that you're not supposed to when you tell her she's beautiful. You'll be so dead.)
- Have some balls. (We know you can be shy. But please don't blush throughout the whole date. She might think that you're a drag queen for putting on so much blush.)
- Bring her somewhere nice.
- Be unpredictable and surprise her. Its a date after all. (I love surprises but i have none most of the time =( )
- Set the perfect time for kissing. (Preferably 8.45pm. HAHA. How long? Its up to you really.)
- Make her feel super important.
- Do not touch any part of her that you're not supposed to - really.
- Please. We really wish all guys would do this. So, SAY YOUR FEELINGS TO HER FACE TO FACE. And be honest about it.
Random post due to ANGER AND UPSET due to REPORT AND OTHER STUFF.
Yawns i'm really dead beat.
